Top fictional parody websites, and their taglines:

  • tedium dot com: a place to read, write and deepen your boredom
  • onlyhaters dot com: make your targets pay! for people who love to fsck with others online
  • glitter dot com: gays, you're glorious!
  • wattsup dot com: simple, secure, reliable global warming
  • oogrel dot com: don't be good
  • scalpel dot com: sink different
  • psychosoft dot com: faking it all makes sense
  • hopeinAI dot com: the sure path to an Admiral or General Intelligentsia
  • youstupe dot com: cast yourself upon oogrel
  • wikipaedoa dot org: the children-friendly encyclopedia
  • easy-tangram dot com: nokia-taglining through everyday puzzles
  • ticktalk dot com: make your day, bloody suckers
  • nuf-lix dot com: gee, what's next?
  • transmeta dot com: meet a new me, mates -- Ms Marsha Zuck, CEO
  • maizebook dot com: corny fake accounts are your friends
  • ciao-honcho dot com: mark my life as read
  • snottify dot com: mucus for everyone
  • pthreads dot net: say no more, race conditions galore
  • ASCII88 dot com: an odious thingy, the sans-serif swastika, the ex in-a-tzitter
  • loo-spy dot crapp: social media where it should be

No vulnerable groups are to be harmed in the fun-making of this post.

So blong,